“As Derek Zoolander might say, we make it really, really, ridiculously easy to set up warehousing. We pick up your product directly from the manufacturer, deliver it to our warehouses, and ship it out for you.
We even help you choose the optimal packaging and shipping method to save you money, because we could all be a bit more frugal these days.
So congratulats on your successful project (hurray!), now let’s get your rewards to your happy backers!”